Title: Rose Is a Four-Letter Word
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (Ryan/Brent, Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Pete, Ryan/Jon, Ryan/Jon/Spencer, Jon/Spencer)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan's allergic to roses. Well, maybe "allergic" is the wrong word for it.
Disclaimer: This is not true; I'm not implying that it is. For entertainment purposes only. Not intended for individual resale. Et cetera.
Notes: For disarm_d's sex pollen pornomeme. I figured someone had to take the opportunity to write slutty!Ryan. Title via Googlism. ♥s to acroamatica, once again, for the beta (and the superhuman turnaround time).

( 'Dude, Ryan attacked me.' )

Hello, friends of jzbell's fic journal!

For the entire month of November, I worked on a writing project which I--completely illogically--dubbed NaNoRyRo (based on National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo). You can read my full explanation here. Basically, I wrote some Brendon/Ryan porn every day for a month. Just to see if I could. I posted it at my regular journal instead of here at my writing journal because they were just standalone drabbles and ficlets and I didn't want to spam this one. Also, they were completely unpolished.

Since the project is done, however, and you all like my fic enough to have my writing journal friended, I figure some of you might be interested in seeing the results... all 30,050 words worth. \o/

You can find a master list of all the pieces here.

Please read the full explanation, and understand this was just a writing exercise. Only read them if you want to. Only read the ones you want to. Mind the warnings. Don't take it too seriously.

♥

Title: Attention to Detail
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.
Disclaimer: I made pretty much all of this up.
Warnings: Toys, double penetration.
Notes: For theaerosolkid's birthday! (Apparently I think nothing says "happy birthday" like baby!Panic porn. Huh.) Huge thanks to acroamatica and kkpixie for beta work.

( Brendon had stopped pretending to be surprised when Ryan followed him home a long time ago. )

Title: Come Undone
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Maybe the scarves aren't so ridiculous after all.
Disclaimer: Fiction means I made it all up. Mostly.
Warnings: Light bondage, blindfolding.
Notes: Off-the-cuff little fic for disarm_d's Bandslash Pornothon (prompt #10: Brendon/Ryan scarf porn).

( They don't even match. )

Title: Hidden In Plain View
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan wonders if it's obvious or if it looks perfectly platonic, a group of friends hanging out, no one suspecting that two of them are something more.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Warnings: Fluff. Rimming. (What?)
Notes: Endless thanks to acroamatica and kkpixie for being awesome and doing the most ridiculously last minute beta work ever. <333

DYW Live Free or Die exchange fic for wayfairing, and also a late birthday present. :D


( Oh my god, it's a carnival! )

Title: Bets Off
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "I know you guys are taking bets on me and Brendon," Ryan said, "and I want in."
Disclaimer: This is not real. Most of it takes place in the future anyway, so if it were real, that would be really weird.
Notes: A slightly different take on what has, understandably, become something of a cliche for this fandom. Shippy, cheesy, and completely self-indulgent. You have been warned.


( 'I want in.' )

Title: Puppy Love
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG
Summary: Brendon wasn't a dog person, but maybe he changed his mind. Maybe Ryan helped.
Disclaimer: I made a lot of this up.
Notes: Okay, so this is my explanation for the random puppy! at the cabin. \o/ For the record: I don't actually know what the deal is with the puppy, nor do I know what (if anything) happened to Shotgun. Just thought I'd make sure that's clear. I'm really sorry for the sad factor here, but hopefully the happy puppy factor balances it out. Thanks to kkpixie for betaing and helping me name Ryan's new puppy and to Sara for providing some canon info. ♥

( 'I think you love that dog more than you love me.' )

Title: This Is Screaming 'Photo Op'
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon thinks Ryan is totally sexy.
Disclaimer: Not really true.
Notes: APOLOGIES FOR THE TITLE. *facepalm* I'm the worst fic-namer ever, I know. I just couldn't resist. So anyway, wayfairing humors me, and to pay her for the most recent instance, I agreed to write a drabble with the theme of picture-taking. I guess I got a leeeetle carried away (I'm pretty sure 1,600 words does not equal a drabble in any universe). It's silly but fun, and she said I should post it here, so, um. Enjoy?

( Seriously, though, what's up with the naked pictures? )

Title: Like You Imagined
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Yeah, Ryan's thought about it.
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened.
Notes: For addictedkitten for her birthday. Happy birthday! I know this is belated, but here, have some baby OTP first-time fic. :D

( We've got the house to ourselves. )

Title: To a Man's Heart
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (Jon/Joe, Spencer/Patrick)
Rating: NC-17 (what? sex, in a romance novel? how scandalous!)
Disclaimer: Not true! I don't actually know these guys! Totally fictionalized, no offense was intended, etc. And, you know, if you really think Brendon Urie is a rancher living in Denver and Ryan Ross is a cultured Charleston belle, well.
Warnings: This is something of a western. You might find certain details unfavorable if you have a delicate palate. If thoughts of someone skinning a rabbit or killing a mountain lion freak you out, this fic probably isn't for you.
Notes: Inexcusably late offering for the damnyouwentz Romance Cliché Challenge. I'm not going to lie, this was hella fun to write. But don't take it too seriously, okay?

Desperate to escape an arranged marriage, Charleston belle Ryan Ross heads to Denver and takes his chances as a mail-order bride. When he arrives, he discovers that handsome rancher Brendon Urie has absolutely no desire to marry--until Ryan charms him with his sweet nature and even sweeter kisses.

( BRIDES WANTED. )

Title: Still So Young
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Everyone's stressed out, and Brendon copes in his own way. (His way involves cookies, Disney movies, and Ryan Ross, of course.)
Disclaimer: Not real, disclaimed, blah blah blah.
Notes: A rather silly little thing for acroamatica on the occasion of her birthday. And because she's always writing me the loveliest little fics. Pip, I hope you don't mind that I let Brendon borrow the sofa fort. If he starts acting like a jackass, we reserve the right to kick him out and steal his Oreos. ;)


( You thought I was joking about the sofa fort. )

Title: In Medias Res
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One minute they were watching tv and Brendon was groping Ryan good-naturedly, and the next...
Disclaimer: Didn't actually happen.
Notes: Most of you will probably write this off as PWP. I prefer to think of it as a sex scene with ulterior motives, but you know. You say tomato, I say cool, let's make salsa! Shout out to kkpixie for the impromptu beta. <333

( Ryan's chest feels tight as he slithers down the bed-- )

So, all the cool kids are doing DVD commentaries on fic, and I thought hey, I like pretending I'm cool! So I did one for To A Flame. Because I felt like it. \o/

( To a Flame--with DVD commentary! )

Title: Your Biggest Fan
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (except not really)
Rating: R
Summary: They're just keepsakes.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I don't claim know the parties involved. Etc. Etc.
Notes: Oh man, I don't know either. Stalker!Brendon and a grand overuse of parentheticals. Not a masterpiece, just crack. About 1300 words.


( It wasn't a shrine. )

Title: The Hand That Feeds You
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (implied Ryan/Keltie)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's always easy enough for Ryan to come to him after the fact, after ignoring Brendon all night, after being with her; easy enough for Brendon to give in.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, not real, never happened, ad nauseam.
Notes: Angst! You've been warned. Seriously, if it's not your thing, don't read it and then tell me you don't like angst. Just skip this one. Thanks to dodger21 and wayfairing for telling me it was okay, and to deliberatehips for being my fact-checker. xo
(Takes place on New Year's Eve, in case it's not obvious.)

( The knocking wakes Brendon up. )

Title: To a Flame
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryan thinks he would totally risk getting punched in the gut by a grizzled old trucker if it meant Brendon's hands on him for real.
Disclaimer: A complete lie! (I'm pretty sure they've never even passed Walcott on tour.)
Notes: Truckstop in question. This one goes out to everyone who is not so much into hardcore sex. (Look, Jori! No naked!)

( Ryan grins despite himself, watching the moth flutter up toward the light. )

Title: The Pros and Cons of Group Sex With Your Bandmates
(sequel to A Little Less Sixteen Candles...)
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Ryan/Spencer, GSF, (Ryan/Pete, Brendon/TAI+Jon)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan does, he needs more, he wants Brendon again, and wants Spencer, and fuck, fuck.
Disclaimer: Pornfiction means I made up all the porn.

Warnings: I'm not going to sugarcoat it: Ryan takes two cocks up the ass while sucking someone off. Unless my rudimentary math skills are failing, that = triple penetration. Does the thought make you cringe? Don't read this. Also, sex toys, rimming and come shots. You have been warned!

Other notes: There are lots of notes I want to write, but you've been waiting long enough so I'll spare you the production diary. Suffice to say that Jori told me I had to one-up myself after writing DP... so I added a third cock. *facepalm* Oh, well. Ryan can take it. Plus, everyone's happy in the end, so it's all good.

Dedicated to addictedkitten for always telling me yes, actually, that's a great idea. And to deliberatehips, too, for generally being awesome (and telling me to listen when Sara tells me something's a great idea).

Just in case it's been so long you have no idea what I'm talking about here... this is the third in a series of related stories. You should probably read I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex Toy first, and then A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy Crush before hitting this one.

Posted in two parts because it's looong. 12,000 words of pornfiction! Take a breather if you need to, and then follow the link at the bottom for more. ;)


( 'Ready,' Brendon says, and it doesn't sound like a question. )

Title: The Road Ain't No Place to Start a Family
Author: jzbell
Pairing: mostly gen but kind of Jon/Brendon (also kind of implied Brendon/Ryan and maybe other pairings, too, if you really want them to be there)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Have you ever seen Gremlins?
Disclaimer: I made it all up! No, really!
Lengthy Notes: Possibly the crackiest crackfic I've posted yet. I'm going to try to pass this off as mpreg for wtf27, even though it's not your average mpreg. Unless, like, the mods tell me it doesn't count, although I totally think it does. There is reproduction! From a guy!
Title stolen from Journey because I can't think for myself.
Also, no Mormons were harmed disrespect is intended toward those of the Mormon persuasion. I'm sure there are plenty of lovely Mormons out there who don't spontaneously spawn miniature clones of themselves when you get them wet. Yeah, I just felt like maybe I should get that out there.
Speaking of Mormons, I think I'm dedicating this one to plainsong_x, because I didn't give her anything for Chanukah or Christmas or whatever wacky secular holiday for which I should have given her something. Mormons and Brendon-Urie-is-a-tool-plus-three? Hope you like it, Jori!


( 'You like my mini-me demon spawn more than you like me!' )

Title: Read My Mind
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Mostly Pete and Patrick gen, although there is panicslash in the background. Because I can't ignore the canonical gay.
Rating: R
Summary: Everyone has psychic powers! But then things get confusing.
Disclaimer: Not real!
Notes: DYW SS ficlet for unlovablehands, who said "outline a stupid story where everyone has psychic powers and i'll be your new beffie!" I took her very literally! Observe: a stupid story where everyone has psychic powers. Ang probably deserves something longer and plottier and with more MCR, but alas. This is what you get.

Thanks to dodger21 who read it over and told me what was more confusing than it needed to be. ♥


( If you ask, Pete Wentz will tell you he could read Patrick Stump's mind the first time he met him. )

Title: Not the World's Most Masculine Man
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Admit it," Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan's ear, "I'm pretty much the girl of your dreams."
Disclaimer: As likely as this seems, I'm not implying that it actually happened.
Notes: Genderswap AU = EW, HET. But also strap-ons! (Actually, for someone who claims to be terrified of het, there seems to be an awful lot of sex here. Um.)

( 'Brendon's the one who turned into a motherfucking girl, why does this have to be about my deep, internal struggle with my sexuality?!' )

Title: Sweeter Than Candy, Better Than Cake
Author: jzbell
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan/Spencer, Brendon/Ryan/Spencer/Jon
Summary: It's really no big deal that their male guitarist smells fruity and has unnecessarily glossy lips.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I'm not making any money, I don't even know these guys. If I did, I'd probably know they didn't do this stuff. And that would be sad.
Notes: Kind of follows the typical panic!gsf formula (is there a typical panic!gsf formula?), but hey, there's group sex, so don't complain. ;) Yes, it's set during the summer tour because a) that's when I started writing it, and b) it's the only realistic way to have all four of them not fucking when the story starts, seriously. It's really kind of silly and I had all but given up on it, but my beta kkpixie flailed at me and insisted it wasn't as bad as I thought it was. Oh, and the title is totally lifted from a New Kids on the Block song, I'm not even kidding.

( Eyeliner, Jon Walker could understand. )

Title: Both Sides Now
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Ryan/Spencer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan and Brendon switch bodies, and it's weird. (Honestly, what am I supposed to say about something like this? You know what a bodyswap fic is like.)
Disclaimer: Even more fictional than usual!
Notes: AU, bodyswap.

This is for everyone who has called out for cliche!fic in the past few months. There have actually been a few of you, you probably know who you are. ;) This is also for my beta, kkpixie, who roadtripped with me to see Panic! yesterday, and who not only betaed this over break, but put her own projects aside to beta it a second time because the original file got lost. So many hearts!


( Ryan woke up on the wrong side of the bed. )

Title: There's No 'I' In Ryan Ross
Author: jzbell
Pairings: Panic!GSF (with a strong Brendon/Ryan flavor), a bit of Jon/Ryan, and implied Jon/William and Ryan/everybody
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jon Walker attempts the impossible: to make the gayest band on the planet even gayer.
Disclaimer: Real? Not so much.
Notes: For the DYW "These Teen Hearts" exchange. I wrote for Sara, who, shockingly, wanted to read about Ryan getting gangbanged. She also wanted to see rough sex, a little bondage, and comeshots. So, uh, that's all there too. As well as rimming, snowballing and a little ass-to-mouth action. Yeah, probably not for the faint of pants heart. My apologies for blowing past the word limit several times over. You don't mind, do you? And hey, it's even on time! Kind of. Okay, not really, but whatever.
(Reposted.)

Mega-huge thanks to deliberatehips for reassuring me when I needed it, and to my beta kkpixie for making the mistake of asking me to tell her about that band I like. And then, you know, letting me follow her around and even crash her dorm room, pestering her about band boys and timelines and orgasms and stuff. So many ♥s.

For addictedkitten.


( It'll be like a team-building activity. )

Title: A Couple Miles Ahead
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan preslash
Rating: PG-13 for language (I know, I'm scared too!)
Summary: Once upon a time, Ryan Ross was just a kid.
Disclaimer : This is probably not how it happened.
Notes: So yeah, this is what happens when I get into Ryan's cached lj entries. Wee little ficlet (730 words).
(Reposted.)

( I'm not the desperate type )

Title: Deep Purple
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Panic!gsf (well, actually it's more like Ryan-slut-fic, but that's pretty much implied, isn't it?)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Want to know the real reason why the rosevest was retired?
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened, not even saying it did, et cetera.
Notes: Roughly 1200 words. PWP with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Because apparently I thought this fandom needed more comeshots. Right. (And gloves!porn. And makeup!porn. And rosevest!porn. Er.) Anyway, I really hope it's not too awkward to read because, well, three-on-one... or is it one-on-three? In any case, Ryan Ross is a very talented little bugger but this was kind of a bitch to write. Hugs to kkpixie for assuring me it was postable. :)
(Reposted.)

( He looked three times as disheveled as he had when he left the stage... )

Title: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Schoolboy Crush
(sequel to I Slept With Someone...)
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Ryan/Pete
Rating: very much NC-17
Summary: What if Ryan can have them both?
Disclaimer: So, so very not real.
Notes: I wasn't going to write a sequel, but addictedkitten and the rest of the pervs on my friendslist assured me that having Ryan Ross doubledicked by Pete and Brendon was a good idea, really. This is the result.
(Reposted.)

Sequel to this one is here.

WARNING: If the thought of Ryan Ross taking two cocks up the ass (yes, simultaneously) hurts your feelings, skip this one. Are we clear?


( No, I mean, like, really. At the same time. )

Title: I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Brightly Colored Sex Toy
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (with Pete in the backstory, and that's all I'm going to give you)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's a butt plug, not a chastity belt.
Disclaimer: Not true! (Come on, if this were true, the plug so would have been covered with Patrick 2.0.)
Notes/Warnings: Um. I don't know what it is about the really pretty boys that makes me go all "that's all well and good but now let's violate him with a sex toy!" Yeah, I'm probably going to hell. Lots of tension and very snarky sex in this one. Yay! Oh, and I started writing it very early in the summer, immediately post Brentgate, just to put it into context.
(Reposted.)

Sequel is here.


( Are you going to do this or what? )

Title: Side by Side... by Side
Author: jzbell
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan/Spencer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's been bothering Spencer for awhile now.
Disclaimer: Yes, I made it all up.
Notes: First public fanfic in over two years, first fic in this fandom, I'm kind of terrified, please be at least kind of gentle with me, blah blah blah. Automatic point deduction for completely ignoring JWalk. I'm sorry, I wrote it before I joined Team Jon Walker. Oh, and btw, nothing says gay porn like stealing lines from Disney movies for your titles. ;)
(Reposted.)


( Side by Side... by Side )